“The more they told me: you’re a girl, you can’t paint graffiti, you can’t go to subways, because you’re a girl, you’re a mere female; I had to stand up and just shut them up.” —Lady Pink
(via i---i)
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
(via kanyewesticle)
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
(via reigningdeer)
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
(via h0llo)
So some punks were posting shit about her arm hair and Marina replied. Oh my god, I adore her. She’s so fantastic, I swear to god.
(via malcolmross)
like there are an unlimited number of possible jokes you can make that do not rely on belittling people
(via nohetero)
- Person: top of the food chain
- Person: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my cat scratched me -cries-
